Poor, poor Stewart Downing
In today’s Fiver: burning effigies, the Iranian Messi and Pat Evra’s big balls...
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In today’s Fiver: England’s Euros countdown, a settlement, and Dulwich Hamlet...
View ArticleA series of blind alleys full of hulking tattooed Martin Skrtels
In today’s Fiver: Stalinist mobilisation, Mr Roy and more unicorn chat...
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In today’s Fiver: Gareth Bale’s burger, Xherdan Shaqiri’s rubber worries and the return of Brendan Rodgers’ teeth...
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In today’s Fiver: David Moyes, the order of Anfield’s coloured doors and more...
View ArticleA long overdue hoof up the hole
In today’s Fiver: Aston Villa, Dani Alves and Max Kruse’s big night out...
View ArticleDissolving into a pool of hot tears
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View ArticleBetter strikers than Christian Benteke
In today’s Fiver: Liverpool, blatant dishonesty, and the suit + shorts combo...
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In today’s Fiver: the circle of England life, KWS and a bumper set of letters...
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In today’s Fiver: Chelsea, personality tests, accountancy and nerds...
View ArticleGermany’s captain and the Nazi effigy
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View ArticlePremier League teams taking their holidays mid-season
In today’s Fiver: Arsenal, Man City and Jamie Redknapp’s powers of divination...
View ArticleA history of stratospheric balls-ups
Today: London’s most searching exploration of pipe dreams since Kevin Spacey starred in The Iceman Cometh at the Old Vic...
View ArticleAll is as well as it can be in a world where you’ve just been hosed again
In today’s Fiver: GK Chesterton, Hereford FC and football stopped in Argentina...
View ArticleThe delirious sense of ongoing bidness
Today: a feast of Fifa economics, football activities in Sydney and lots of Ian Marshall...
View ArticleLiverpool confident of signing Mario Götze because of Klopp connection
• Götze’s career at Bayern Munich has stalled...
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In today’s Fiver: Arsenal, Sam Allardyce’s initiative, and £25m for Yannick Bolasie...
View ArticleTHE INSIDE TRACK: Liverpool (Southampton Football Club Ltd)
(Source: Southampton Football Club Ltd) What has the arrival of Jürgen Klopp done for Liverpool? Jürgen Klopp has given Liverpool fans belief again. Although Brendan Rodgers had taken the team to the...
View ArticleTearful Klopp: Dortmund exit so hard to deal with
The BVB boss has bowed out with a defeat in the DFB-Pokal final to Wolfsburg and he admits he is finding it hard to keep his emotions in check as he nears his departure Jurgen Klopp admits that...
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