Rewarded with the prize of having no place in the Aston Villa squad
In today’s Fiver: the Stanifesto, Bobby M’s wad and The Shakers...
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View ArticleJurgen Klopp to the Premier League? What the fans think...
5 min ago Topics FourFourTwo, Premier League, Manchester City, Manchester United, Liverpool, Arsenal, Jürgen Klopp, Borussia Dortmund comments FFT's latest cover star has long been linked with a move...
View ArticleTouch, roll, pass or hoof the ball forward
In today’s Fiver: rules, Peterborough mascot Peter Burrow, and Will Grigg on fire...
View ArticleTheir unique kind of gallows hubris
In today’s Fiver: Gareth Southgate stroking his beard, Zlatan v Pep, Premier League one-appearance wonders, Ronnie Moran RIP...
View ArticleA foot tantalisingly close to his cakehole
In today’s Fiver: toxic blather, Zadar bus station, and Bristol Rovers’ kitchen...
View ArticleFootball transfer rumours: Mario Götze to Liverpool? N'Golo Kanté to Arsenal?
Today’s fluff is in a forgiving mood...
View ArticleA face-full of gnashing German metalfury
In today’s Fiver: Christian Benteke, Danish compassion, and Mad Food Poisoning...
View ArticleStuff emanating from Fifa HQ
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View ArticleThe ice-cold tomb of an existential crisis
In today’s Fiver: David Moyes gets the old Merseybeat band back together...
View ArticleThe best and worst of Mourinho
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View ArticleTurning a World Cup into something resembling the 1970s NASL
In today’s Fiver: Sepp Blatter, Jürgen Klopp’s phone farrago and a stadium named Wanda...
View ArticleTaking note of which way the wind is blowing and acting accordingly for an...
In today’s Fiver: furiously booting each other in the swingers, Karim Benzema reacts well and bumper letters section in ‘praise’ of Arsenal...
View ArticleLight aircraft trailing contradictory slogans managing to annoy everyone
Today: International Day of Happiness v International International Week of Unhappiness, politically populist David Moyes and more...
View ArticleThis one has Sunderland written all over it
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View ArticleJürgen Klopp’s Liverpool remind English football what it is good at
Gegenpressing, a more evolved version of closing opponents down, is what should have developed in England had we not lost faith in our own methods...
View ArticlePhilistine opponents refusing to observe the tradition of rolling over
In today’s Fiver: the Haggis of Unpalatable Truths, Fifa-bashing and leaks...
View ArticleSearing piffle
In today’s Fiver: the Championship, Pep’s ‘mole’ and more underdogs in Brazil...
View ArticleWon’t Somebody Think of the Gooners
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