Bears, woods, popes and pointy hats
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In today’s Fiver: Champagne supernova, tax-knack and Manchester City’s mind box...
View ArticleBrazenly flaunting his pins and blithely holding some paper
In today’s Fiver: Two James Milners, SpongeBob, a tribute to Stephen Keshi and #ItsColombiaNotColumbia...
View ArticleOutdone by their own laundry ladies
In today’s Fiver: club media departments, mascot excuses, and much more...
View ArticleBalance sheet bantz; and Adriano
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View ArticleThe Portuguese kidder’s nose growing ever longer
In today’s Fiver: Transfers galore, the inside track on the Do One Express and those damn pesky rats … getting everywhere...
View ArticleSmall fry compared to Lord Ashcroft
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View ArticleWe wish you an evil Christmas, we wish you an evil Christmas
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View ArticleA thoroughly mediocre conclusion to a similarly average tournament
In today’s Fiver: lacrimation, Big Sam and buses...
View ArticleCounting the diamonds around sinks in other people’s homes
In today’s Fiver: the Euro 2016 quarter-finals! Plus Sisqo and swimming...
View ArticleA ripping yarn to end them all
In today’s Fiver: Rafa’s back! Plus in-game urination bother and a nails ref...
View ArticleDisarming hair and a dangerous mind
In today’s Fiver: a horrible dream, Guus Hiddink’s parachute, and booze...
View ArticleBouncing around aimlessly in a passable homage to the title sequence of The...
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View ArticleFace-based foodstuff
Look! A new layout. Just for you, reader. Well, on the email version at least. If you’re reading this on the site … as you were...
View ArticleInventing trying hard and national pride
In today’s Fiver: champion lovers, dragons, Jogi Löw and more...
View ArticleLike a wiry Wearside welder
In today’s Fiver: David Moyes, Pope Francis and Tony Xia’s deep heat...
View ArticleA kind of vicious circle that ends up with football eating its own tail
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View ArticleTheir unique kind of gallows hubris
In today’s Fiver: Gareth Southgate stroking his beard, Zlatan v Pep, Premier League one-appearance wonders, Ronnie Moran RIP...
View ArticleThe right to brag about being the best team in London below Chelsea
In today’s Fiver: Tottenham v Arsenal, $tevie Mbe’s physicality and more...
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