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View ArticlePortuguese manager signs three-year deal
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View ArticleFootball’s grave-faced clairvoyant of impending doom
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View ArticleThe dirge rumbled to its conclusion
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View ArticlePrestige earned from 117 years sold to some soap vendor
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View ArticleA lemur who does a hilarious Noel Edmonds impression after a few drinks
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View ArticleDrama, charm, unpredictability, novelty and Claudio Ranieri
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View ArticleKevin the Budgie
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View ArticleBalance sheet bantz; and Adriano
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View ArticleCounting the diamonds around sinks in other people’s homes
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View ArticleOutdone by their own laundry ladies
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View ArticleSmall fry compared to Lord Ashcroft
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View ArticleThe Portuguese kidder’s nose growing ever longer
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View ArticleInventing trying hard and national pride
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View ArticleSomething to cling to from the ashes of the remain campaign
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