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View ArticleThe lowest point for cinema since Threat Level Midnight
Today: a wheezing Liverpudlian who can trap a ball further than most can kick it, a healthier Villa Park and ‘tough places to go’ continued...
View ArticleIn the mag: Klopp! Top-four exclusives! Football League Top 50! The hardest...
2 min ago Topics FourFourTwo, Jürgen Klopp, Borussia Dortmund, Bundesliga, Manchester United, Football League, AFC Bournemouth, Middlesbrough, Charlton Athletic, Watford, Leyton Orient, Nacer Chadli,...
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View ArticleJordan Henderson’s knee injury tarnishes Liverpool’s draw in Dortmund
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View ArticleFourFourTwo's 50 Best Football Managers in the World 2015: No.6
5 min ago Uli Hesse Topics FFT 50 Managers, Jürgen Klopp, Borussia Dortmund, Bundesliga comments The bearded one may have endured a bad final season at Borussia Dortmund, but the brilliant six that...
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