Eric Pickles, Steve Evans, Piers Morgan, Adam Lallana and Morrissey
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View ArticleThe best and worst of Mourinho
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In today’s Fiver: furiously booting each other in the swingers, Karim Benzema reacts well and bumper letters section in ‘praise’ of Arsenal...
View ArticleViolently spat out of the giant Uefa tombola
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Gegenpressing, a more evolved version of closing opponents down, is what should have developed in England had we not lost faith in our own methods...
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View ArticleThe cultural vandalism of picking Marouane Fellaini
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View ArticleBetter strikers than Christian Benteke
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View ArticlePlayed 11, won 0, drawn 5, lost 6
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View ArticleJam and jingoism
In today’s Fiver: Mr Roy rolls the dice, social media afters, and AC/DC...
View ArticleWhat a thing. What a team. What a world
In today’s Fiver: Leicester on the brink, Wenger on the offensive and an unimpressed Eagle...
View ArticleFrom the sublime to the Newcastle
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View ArticleThey'll never make the charges stick
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View ArticleDoing the absolute bare minimum and hoping to get away with it
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View ArticleFifa: replenishing its own coffers in the brazen style
In today’s Fiver: Pegguy Arphexad’s bongo denial, urine-gate, knacker-knack and Jordan confusion...
View ArticleMaybe we’ll fill the void by turning over a new leaf
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View ArticleRestaging the opening sequence of Norman Wisdom's The Early Bird
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View ArticleThe footballing equivalent of Chris Waddle’s hair
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