Drama, charm, unpredictability, novelty and Claudio Ranieri
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In today’s Fiver: the spiritual heir to Matt Le Tissier, Ray Wilkins trying not to cause offence, and His breakthrough in genetics...
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In today’s Fiver: Champagne supernova, tax-knack and Manchester City’s mind box...
View ArticleTediously tame mutual antipathy
In today’s Fiver: the Manchester derby, Bishops Castle and wigwam construction...
View ArticleSmall fry compared to Lord Ashcroft
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View ArticleFootball’s grave-faced clairvoyant of impending doom
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View ArticleWe wish you an evil Christmas, we wish you an evil Christmas
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View ArticleThe Portuguese kidder’s nose growing ever longer
In today’s Fiver: Transfers galore, the inside track on the Do One Express and those damn pesky rats … getting everywhere...
View ArticleA thoroughly mediocre conclusion to a similarly average tournament
In today’s Fiver: lacrimation, Big Sam and buses...
View ArticleBrazenly flaunting his pins and blithely holding some paper
In today’s Fiver: Two James Milners, SpongeBob, a tribute to Stephen Keshi and #ItsColombiaNotColumbia...
View ArticleCounting the diamonds around sinks in other people’s homes
In today’s Fiver: the Euro 2016 quarter-finals! Plus Sisqo and swimming...
View ArticleInventing trying hard and national pride
In today’s Fiver: champion lovers, dragons, Jogi Löw and more...
View ArticleDisarming hair and a dangerous mind
In today’s Fiver: a horrible dream, Guus Hiddink’s parachute, and booze...
View ArticleFace-based foodstuff
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View ArticleSetting off all manner of alarms and fleeing for dear life
Today: Swedish security forces, Craig Shakespeare and U2 pitching in...
View ArticleRewarded with the prize of having no place in the Aston Villa squad
In today’s Fiver: the Stanifesto, Bobby M’s wad and The Shakers...
View ArticleA wee ned with a gait that made Liam Gallagher look like Nureyev
In today’s Fiver: Rodgered, André Villas-Boas’s Big Book O’Excuses, infected pimples and Olivier Giroud’s never ending story...
View ArticleTouch, roll, pass or hoof the ball forward
In today’s Fiver: rules, Peterborough mascot Peter Burrow, and Will Grigg on fire...
View ArticleSipping margaritas and generally gadding about in the foamy surf
In today’s Fiver: Chelsea, personality tests, accountancy and nerds...
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