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View ArticleA thoroughly mediocre conclusion to a similarly average tournament
In today’s Fiver: lacrimation, Big Sam and buses...
View ArticleCounting the diamonds around sinks in other people’s homes
In today’s Fiver: the Euro 2016 quarter-finals! Plus Sisqo and swimming...
View ArticleInventing trying hard and national pride
In today’s Fiver: champion lovers, dragons, Jogi Löw and more...
View ArticleThe land of the free and the home of the brave
In today’s Fiver: USA! USA!! USA!!!, Marlon Harewood’s birthday, meta-pedantry and can anybody bring down the Bayern death star?...
View ArticleFilling the Abou Diaby void
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View ArticleA tiny violin playing from a penthouse in an ivory tower atop Montmartre
In today’s Fiver: rejecting DR Congo, Swiss rozzers and a Father Ted remix...
View ArticleTheir unique kind of gallows hubris
In today’s Fiver: Gareth Southgate stroking his beard, Zlatan v Pep, Premier League one-appearance wonders, Ronnie Moran RIP...
View ArticleHot chat about the folly of running negative campaigns
In today’s Fiver: Scotland, England and the dangers of rescuing cats from trees...
View ArticleThey didn't get it right
In today’s Fiver: Arsenal, Sam Allardyce’s initiative, and £25m for Yannick Bolasie...
View ArticleWhat a thing. What a team. What a world
In today’s Fiver: Leicester on the brink, Wenger on the offensive and an unimpressed Eagle...
View ArticleFilling the old breeks every February and March
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View ArticleFrom the sublime to the Newcastle
In today’s Fiver: Rafa’s C’Mon Toon Army, Ross County’s digital disaster and Míchel Ma Belle...
View ArticleLimp, entirely predictable failure
In today’s Fiver: Arsenal, Jazz hands, and a welcome injection of celebrity...
View ArticleFifa: replenishing its own coffers in the brazen style
In today’s Fiver: Pegguy Arphexad’s bongo denial, urine-gate, knacker-knack and Jordan confusion...
View ArticleBeing unveiled inside a glass prison on the wrong side of London
Today: Joe Hart, South Korean optimism and another glimpse into the world of Emmanuel Adebayor’s renowned enthusiasm...
View ArticlePortuguese manager signs three-year deal
In today’s Fiver: José Mourinho, Carlos Carvalhal and, well, Skeletor...
View ArticleTediously tame mutual antipathy
In today’s Fiver: the Manchester derby, Bishops Castle and wigwam construction...
View ArticleTHE INSIDE TRACK: Liverpool (Southampton Football Club Ltd)
(Source: Southampton Football Club Ltd) What has the arrival of Jürgen Klopp done for Liverpool? Jürgen Klopp has given Liverpool fans belief again. Although Brendan Rodgers had taken the team to the...
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