Disarming hair and a dangerous mind
In today’s Fiver: a horrible dream, Guus Hiddink’s parachute, and booze...
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View ArticleThe Portuguese kidder’s nose growing ever longer
In today’s Fiver: Transfers galore, the inside track on the Do One Express and those damn pesky rats … getting everywhere...
View ArticleA thoroughly mediocre conclusion to a similarly average tournament
In today’s Fiver: lacrimation, Big Sam and buses...
View ArticleA ripping yarn to end them all
In today’s Fiver: Rafa’s back! Plus in-game urination bother and a nails ref...
View ArticleInventing trying hard and national pride
In today’s Fiver: champion lovers, dragons, Jogi Löw and more...
View ArticleBiological similarities with the cockroach
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View ArticlePortuguese manager signs three-year deal
In today’s Fiver: José Mourinho, Carlos Carvalhal and, well, Skeletor...
View ArticleBeing unveiled inside a glass prison on the wrong side of London
Today: Joe Hart, South Korean optimism and another glimpse into the world of Emmanuel Adebayor’s renowned enthusiasm...
View ArticleA team of newborns in Manchester City-branded babygrows
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View ArticleTHE INSIDE TRACK: Liverpool (Southampton Football Club Ltd)
(Source: Southampton Football Club Ltd) What has the arrival of Jürgen Klopp done for Liverpool? Jürgen Klopp has given Liverpool fans belief again. Although Brendan Rodgers had taken the team to the...
View ArticleSetting off all manner of alarms and fleeing for dear life
Today: Swedish security forces, Craig Shakespeare and U2 pitching in...
View ArticleEcstatic-and-in-no-way-premature rap battles
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View ArticleTearful Klopp: Dortmund exit so hard to deal with
The BVB boss has bowed out with a defeat in the DFB-Pokal final to Wolfsburg and he admits he is finding it hard to keep his emotions in check as he nears his departure Jurgen Klopp admits that...
View ArticleRewarded with the prize of having no place in the Aston Villa squad
In today’s Fiver: the Stanifesto, Bobby M’s wad and The Shakers...
View ArticleA wee ned with a gait that made Liam Gallagher look like Nureyev
In today’s Fiver: Rodgered, André Villas-Boas’s Big Book O’Excuses, infected pimples and Olivier Giroud’s never ending story...
View ArticleTouch, roll, pass or hoof the ball forward
In today’s Fiver: rules, Peterborough mascot Peter Burrow, and Will Grigg on fire...
View ArticlePrinting off sheets of A4 in preparation for the Premier League opener
In today’s Fiver: Philippe Coutinho, Arsenal, Danny Rose and much more...
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