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View ArticleSmall fry compared to Lord Ashcroft
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View ArticleDoing the absolute bare minimum and hoping to get away with it
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View ArticleNeedle doesn’t even nearly cover it
In today’s Fiver: salted herrings, trouser touch-ups, and pod fan fiction...
View ArticleFootball’s grave-faced clairvoyant of impending doom
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View ArticlePoor, poor Stewart Downing
In today’s Fiver: burning effigies, the Iranian Messi and Pat Evra’s big balls...
View ArticleWe wish you an evil Christmas, we wish you an evil Christmas
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View ArticleThe dirge rumbled to its conclusion
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View ArticleCounting the diamonds around sinks in other people’s homes
In today’s Fiver: the Euro 2016 quarter-finals! Plus Sisqo and swimming...
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