Staggeringly unfunny
In today’s Fiver: David Moyes, the order of Anfield’s coloured doors and more...
View ArticleA long overdue hoof up the hole
In today’s Fiver: Aston Villa, Dani Alves and Max Kruse’s big night out...
View ArticleWill they be dancing in the streets of...
In today’s Fiver: Champagne supernova, tax-knack and Manchester City’s mind box...
View ArticleDissolving into a pool of hot tears
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View ArticleWe all know what happens next
In today’s Fiver: the circle of England life, KWS and a bumper set of letters...
View ArticleA premeditated act of wildly excessive ego-buffing
In today’s Fiver: substitutions, robot saviour AlanTim and a Watford fan...
View ArticleGermany’s captain and the Nazi effigy
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View ArticleA roll-call of garden birds
In today’s Fiver: the drama is very much and most emphatically cessant...
View ArticleRefreshing apathy and blind confidence
In today’s Fiver: Newcastle United, Alan Pardew, and John Peel on obstruction...
View ArticleBrazenly flaunting his pins and blithely holding some paper
In today’s Fiver: Two James Milners, SpongeBob, a tribute to Stephen Keshi and #ItsColombiaNotColumbia...
View ArticleOutdone by their own laundry ladies
In today’s Fiver: club media departments, mascot excuses, and much more...
View Article99 Luftballons v We’ve Got a Feeling
In today’s Fiver: Germany v France, His humility, and fans being put firs … oh...
View ArticleFind out once and for all whether laughter is the best medicine
In today’s Fiver: Gylfi Sigurdsson’s dreams, Leo Messi’s salty tears, and more...
View ArticleJam and jingoism
In today’s Fiver: Mr Roy rolls the dice, social media afters, and AC/DC...
View ArticleSmall fry compared to Lord Ashcroft
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View ArticleDoing the absolute bare minimum and hoping to get away with it
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View ArticleNeedle doesn’t even nearly cover it
In today’s Fiver: salted herrings, trouser touch-ups, and pod fan fiction...
View ArticleFootball’s grave-faced clairvoyant of impending doom
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View ArticlePoor, poor Stewart Downing
In today’s Fiver: burning effigies, the Iranian Messi and Pat Evra’s big balls...
View ArticleWe wish you an evil Christmas, we wish you an evil Christmas
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