Taking note of which way the wind is blowing and acting accordingly for an...
In today’s Fiver: furiously booting each other in the swingers, Karim Benzema reacts well and bumper letters section in ‘praise’ of Arsenal...
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Today: International Day of Happiness v International International Week of Unhappiness, politically populist David Moyes and more...
View ArticleCaptain Jean-Luc Picard is smack bang in the middle of most of it
In today’s Fiver: Huddersfield, Arsène Wenger and the right man at Wolves...
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View ArticleJürgen Klopp’s Liverpool remind English football what it is good at
Gegenpressing, a more evolved version of closing opponents down, is what should have developed in England had we not lost faith in our own methods...
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In today’s Fiver: the Haggis of Unpalatable Truths, Fifa-bashing and leaks...
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In today’s Fiver: the Championship, Pep’s ‘mole’ and more underdogs in Brazil...
View ArticleEric Pickles, Steve Evans, Piers Morgan, Adam Lallana and Morrissey
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View ArticleViolently spat out of the giant Uefa tombola
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View ArticleOne man’s love for Europe’s second most prestigious knockout competition
In today’s Fiver: the north-south letters debate rumbles on, schoolmasterly exhortations and an imminent third-tier omnishambles...
View ArticleOne thing has remained the same
In today’s Fiver: Arsène Wenger’s hair, football Einsteins and more...
View ArticleYouTube Z-listers are likely to be up in arms
In today’s Fiver: Arsenal head to Chelsea, plus gate-gate and Bondz N’Gala...
View ArticleAn immortal blob of energy imparting wisdom from space
In today’s Fiver: Arsène Wenger, the great Raymond Kopa and much more...
View ArticleThe cultural vandalism of picking Marouane Fellaini
In today’s Fiver: Big Cup, Big Vase, Yann M’Vila’s axe and more...
View ArticleBiological similarities with the cockroach
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View ArticleThe least intimidating quartet sent into Euro action from these shores since...
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View ArticleSome unspecified but no doubt bantertastic forfeit
In today’s Fiver: England’s Euros countdown, a settlement, and Dulwich Hamlet...
View ArticlePrestige earned from 117 years sold to some soap vendor
In today’s Fiver: Milanese dignity, five things Quique learned, and Bobby M...
View ArticleA series of blind alleys full of hulking tattooed Martin Skrtels
In today’s Fiver: Stalinist mobilisation, Mr Roy and more unicorn chat...
View ArticleEverything should turn out just fine
In today’s Fiver: Gareth Bale’s burger, Xherdan Shaqiri’s rubber worries and the return of Brendan Rodgers’ teeth...
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