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In today’s Fiver: Sepp Blatter, Jürgen Klopp’s phone farrago and a stadium named Wanda...
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In today’s Fiver: furiously booting each other in the swingers, Karim Benzema reacts well and bumper letters section in ‘praise’ of Arsenal...
View ArticleLight aircraft trailing contradictory slogans managing to annoy everyone
Today: International Day of Happiness v International International Week of Unhappiness, politically populist David Moyes and more...
View ArticleThis one has Sunderland written all over it
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View ArticleJürgen Klopp’s Liverpool remind English football what it is good at
Gegenpressing, a more evolved version of closing opponents down, is what should have developed in England had we not lost faith in our own methods...
View ArticlePhilistine opponents refusing to observe the tradition of rolling over
In today’s Fiver: the Haggis of Unpalatable Truths, Fifa-bashing and leaks...
View ArticleSearing piffle
In today’s Fiver: the Championship, Pep’s ‘mole’ and more underdogs in Brazil...
View ArticleWon’t Somebody Think of the Gooners
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View ArticleEric Pickles, Steve Evans, Piers Morgan, Adam Lallana and Morrissey
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View ArticleViolently spat out of the giant Uefa tombola
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View ArticleOne thing has remained the same
In today’s Fiver: Arsène Wenger’s hair, football Einsteins and more...
View ArticleOne man’s love for Europe’s second most prestigious knockout competition
In today’s Fiver: the north-south letters debate rumbles on, schoolmasterly exhortations and an imminent third-tier omnishambles...
View ArticleYouTube Z-listers are likely to be up in arms
In today’s Fiver: Arsenal head to Chelsea, plus gate-gate and Bondz N’Gala...
View ArticleAn immortal blob of energy imparting wisdom from space
In today’s Fiver: Arsène Wenger, the great Raymond Kopa and much more...
View ArticleThe cultural vandalism of picking Marouane Fellaini
In today’s Fiver: Big Cup, Big Vase, Yann M’Vila’s axe and more...
View ArticleWell-coiffured and dressed in the finest Italian linens
In today’s Fiver: The Paul Pogba Transfer Saga, the Premier League’s big spenders and guaranteed five-a-side success...
View ArticleThe least intimidating quartet sent into Euro action from these shores since...
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View ArticleSome unspecified but no doubt bantertastic forfeit
In today’s Fiver: England’s Euros countdown, a settlement, and Dulwich Hamlet...
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