Arsenal not after Thomas Tuchel as ‘Arsene Wenger is not leaving in the summer’
ARSENAL are not getting Thomas Tuchel to replace Arsene Wenger, according to reports. The former Borussia Dortmund boss has been linked with a move to the...
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Liverpool face Borussia Dortmund at Signal Iduna Park in the Europa League. Kick off 20:05. Jurgen Klopp heads back to former club Borussia Dortmund on Thursday for the first time since leaving in May....
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ARSENAL’S HIGH PRIEST When Arsène Wenger said that he’s “a specialist in masochism”, things briefly got a bit intense in The Fiver household. Granny Fiver spat her tea out in disgust before getting...
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In today’s Fiver: rules, Peterborough mascot Peter Burrow, and Will Grigg on fire...
View ArticleSipping margaritas and generally gadding about in the foamy surf
In today’s Fiver: Chelsea, personality tests, accountancy and nerds...
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View ArticlePrinting off sheets of A4 in preparation for the Premier League opener
In today’s Fiver: Philippe Coutinho, Arsenal, Danny Rose and much more...
View ArticleA foot tantalisingly close to his cakehole
In today’s Fiver: toxic blather, Zadar bus station, and Bristol Rovers’ kitchen...
View ArticleTheir unique kind of gallows hubris
In today’s Fiver: Gareth Southgate stroking his beard, Zlatan v Pep, Premier League one-appearance wonders, Ronnie Moran RIP...
View ArticleSome evil paranormal force that bears an unfounded grudge
In today’s Fiver: ravishing thrill-machines, threats of war and the 19th century...
View ArticleA tooled up gang of mercenaries armed to the teeth with ukuleles
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View ArticleDetermining whether FH Hafnarfjardar play 4-3-3 or 4-2-3-1 | The Fiver
A FLORIAN JOZEFZOON-INSPIRED DARKPLACE...
View ArticleA face-full of gnashing German metalfury
In today’s Fiver: Christian Benteke, Danish compassion, and Mad Food Poisoning...
View ArticleAn even bigger circus with far more comedy potential
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View ArticleFootball transfer rumours: Mario Götze to Liverpool? N'Golo Kanté to Arsenal?
Today’s fluff is in a forgiving mood...
View ArticleImplementing a two-for-one discount across his agricultural-produce range
In today’s Fiver: Dr Arsène, tiny coffees and getting knacked while celebrating...
View ArticleThe ice-cold tomb of an existential crisis
In today’s Fiver: David Moyes gets the old Merseybeat band back together...
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