Their unique kind of gallows hubris
In today’s Fiver: Gareth Southgate stroking his beard, Zlatan v Pep, Premier League one-appearance wonders, Ronnie Moran RIP...
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In today’s Fiver: toxic blather, Zadar bus station, and Bristol Rovers’ kitchen...
View ArticleA face-full of gnashing German metalfury
In today’s Fiver: Christian Benteke, Danish compassion, and Mad Food Poisoning...
View ArticleFootball transfer rumours: Mario Götze to Liverpool? N'Golo Kanté to Arsenal?
Today’s fluff is in a forgiving mood...
View ArticleStuff emanating from Fifa HQ
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View ArticleThe ice-cold tomb of an existential crisis
In today’s Fiver: David Moyes gets the old Merseybeat band back together...
View ArticleThe best and worst of Mourinho
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View ArticleTurning a World Cup into something resembling the 1970s NASL
In today’s Fiver: Sepp Blatter, Jürgen Klopp’s phone farrago and a stadium named Wanda...
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In today’s Fiver: furiously booting each other in the swingers, Karim Benzema reacts well and bumper letters section in ‘praise’ of Arsenal...
View ArticleLight aircraft trailing contradictory slogans managing to annoy everyone
Today: International Day of Happiness v International International Week of Unhappiness, politically populist David Moyes and more...
View ArticleCaptain Jean-Luc Picard is smack bang in the middle of most of it
In today’s Fiver: Huddersfield, Arsène Wenger and the right man at Wolves...
View ArticleThis one has Sunderland written all over it
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View ArticleJürgen Klopp’s Liverpool remind English football what it is good at
Gegenpressing, a more evolved version of closing opponents down, is what should have developed in England had we not lost faith in our own methods...
View ArticlePhilistine opponents refusing to observe the tradition of rolling over
In today’s Fiver: the Haggis of Unpalatable Truths, Fifa-bashing and leaks...
View ArticleSearing piffle
In today’s Fiver: the Championship, Pep’s ‘mole’ and more underdogs in Brazil...
View ArticleEric Pickles, Steve Evans, Piers Morgan, Adam Lallana and Morrissey
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View ArticleViolently spat out of the giant Uefa tombola
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View ArticleOne man’s love for Europe’s second most prestigious knockout competition
In today’s Fiver: the north-south letters debate rumbles on, schoolmasterly exhortations and an imminent third-tier omnishambles...
View ArticleOne thing has remained the same
In today’s Fiver: Arsène Wenger’s hair, football Einsteins and more...
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