Maniacal, catatonic, corporeal laughter
In today’s Fiver: the Queen’s Celtic, Phil Brown’s dream ticket, and more...
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In today’s Fiver: toxic blather, Zadar bus station, and Bristol Rovers’ kitchen...
View ArticleJam and jingoism
In today’s Fiver: Mr Roy rolls the dice, social media afters, and AC/DC...
View ArticleWhat a thing. What a team. What a world
In today’s Fiver: Leicester on the brink, Wenger on the offensive and an unimpressed Eagle...
View ArticleFrom the sublime to the Newcastle
In today’s Fiver: Rafa’s C’Mon Toon Army, Ross County’s digital disaster and Míchel Ma Belle...
View ArticleThey'll never make the charges stick
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View ArticleDoing the absolute bare minimum and hoping to get away with it
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View ArticleFifa: replenishing its own coffers in the brazen style
In today’s Fiver: Pegguy Arphexad’s bongo denial, urine-gate, knacker-knack and Jordan confusion...
View ArticleMaybe we’ll fill the void by turning over a new leaf
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View ArticleRestaging the opening sequence of Norman Wisdom's The Early Bird
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View ArticleThe footballing equivalent of Chris Waddle’s hair
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View ArticleNeedle doesn’t even nearly cover it
In today’s Fiver: salted herrings, trouser touch-ups, and pod fan fiction...
View ArticleA renegade revolutionary in our midst
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View ArticleMinty Moonbeam’s Wheel of Fortune
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View ArticlePortuguese manager signs three-year deal
In today’s Fiver: José Mourinho, Carlos Carvalhal and, well, Skeletor...
View ArticleFootball’s grave-faced clairvoyant of impending doom
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View ArticleThe dirge rumbled to its conclusion
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View ArticleBiological similarities with the cockroach
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View ArticlePrestige earned from 117 years sold to some soap vendor
In today’s Fiver: Milanese dignity, five things Quique learned, and Bobby M...
View ArticleA lemur who does a hilarious Noel Edmonds impression after a few drinks
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