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View ArticleThe dirge rumbled to its conclusion
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In today’s Fiver: the Euro 2016 quarter-finals! Plus Sisqo and swimming...
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In today’s Fiver: a horrible dream, Guus Hiddink’s parachute, and booze...
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View ArticleThe Portuguese kidder’s nose growing ever longer
In today’s Fiver: Transfers galore, the inside track on the Do One Express and those damn pesky rats … getting everywhere...
View ArticleA thoroughly mediocre conclusion to a similarly average tournament
In today’s Fiver: lacrimation, Big Sam and buses...
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In today’s Fiver: Rafa’s back! Plus in-game urination bother and a nails ref...
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Today: London’s most searching exploration of pipe dreams since Kevin Spacey starred in The Iceman Cometh at the Old Vic...
View ArticleAll is as well as it can be in a world where you’ve just been hosed again
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View ArticleLiverpool confident of signing Mario Götze because of Klopp connection
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In today’s Fiver: Arsenal, Sam Allardyce’s initiative, and £25m for Yannick Bolasie...
View ArticleMore than Pochettino, Guardiola or Klopp can say this season?
In today’s Fiver: the Big Vase final, inevitable letters and tattoo-knack...
View ArticleTHE INSIDE TRACK: Liverpool (Southampton Football Club Ltd)
(Source: Southampton Football Club Ltd) What has the arrival of Jürgen Klopp done for Liverpool? Jürgen Klopp has given Liverpool fans belief again. Although Brendan Rodgers had taken the team to the...
View ArticleTearful Klopp: Dortmund exit so hard to deal with
The BVB boss has bowed out with a defeat in the DFB-Pokal final to Wolfsburg and he admits he is finding it hard to keep his emotions in check as he nears his departure Jurgen Klopp admits that...
View ArticleRewarded with the prize of having no place in the Aston Villa squad
In today’s Fiver: the Stanifesto, Bobby M’s wad and The Shakers...
View ArticleEcstatic-and-in-no-way-premature rap battles
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