Refreshing apathy and blind confidence
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View ArticleBrazenly flaunting his pins and blithely holding some paper
In today’s Fiver: Two James Milners, SpongeBob, a tribute to Stephen Keshi and #ItsColombiaNotColumbia...
View Article99 Luftballons v We’ve Got a Feeling
In today’s Fiver: Germany v France, His humility, and fans being put firs … oh...
View ArticleFind out once and for all whether laughter is the best medicine
In today’s Fiver: Gylfi Sigurdsson’s dreams, Leo Messi’s salty tears, and more...
View ArticleOutdone by their own laundry ladies
In today’s Fiver: club media departments, mascot excuses, and much more...
View ArticleJam and jingoism
In today’s Fiver: Mr Roy rolls the dice, social media afters, and AC/DC...
View ArticleDoing the absolute bare minimum and hoping to get away with it
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View ArticleSmall fry compared to Lord Ashcroft
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View ArticleNeedle doesn’t even nearly cover it
In today’s Fiver: salted herrings, trouser touch-ups, and pod fan fiction...
View ArticleFootball’s grave-faced clairvoyant of impending doom
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View ArticlePoor, poor Stewart Downing
In today’s Fiver: burning effigies, the Iranian Messi and Pat Evra’s big balls...
View ArticleWe wish you an evil Christmas, we wish you an evil Christmas
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View ArticleThe dirge rumbled to its conclusion
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View ArticleCounting the diamonds around sinks in other people’s homes
In today’s Fiver: the Euro 2016 quarter-finals! Plus Sisqo and swimming...
View ArticleDisarming hair and a dangerous mind
In today’s Fiver: a horrible dream, Guus Hiddink’s parachute, and booze...
View ArticleBouncing around aimlessly in a passable homage to the title sequence of The...
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View ArticleThe Portuguese kidder’s nose growing ever longer
In today’s Fiver: Transfers galore, the inside track on the Do One Express and those damn pesky rats … getting everywhere...
View ArticleA thoroughly mediocre conclusion to a similarly average tournament
In today’s Fiver: lacrimation, Big Sam and buses...
View ArticleA ripping yarn to end them all
In today’s Fiver: Rafa’s back! Plus in-game urination bother and a nails ref...
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