A face-full of gnashing German metalfury
In today’s Fiver: Christian Benteke, Danish compassion, and Mad Food Poisoning...
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In today’s Fiver: David Moyes gets the old Merseybeat band back together...
View ArticleThe best and worst of Mourinho
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View ArticleA kind of vicious circle that ends up with football eating its own tail
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View ArticleTurning a World Cup into something resembling the 1970s NASL
In today’s Fiver: Sepp Blatter, Jürgen Klopp’s phone farrago and a stadium named Wanda...
View ArticleTaking note of which way the wind is blowing and acting accordingly for an...
In today’s Fiver: furiously booting each other in the swingers, Karim Benzema reacts well and bumper letters section in ‘praise’ of Arsenal...
View ArticleSearing piffle
In today’s Fiver: the Championship, Pep’s ‘mole’ and more underdogs in Brazil...
View ArticleThis one has Sunderland written all over it
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View ArticleJürgen Klopp’s Liverpool remind English football what it is good at
Gegenpressing, a more evolved version of closing opponents down, is what should have developed in England had we not lost faith in our own methods...
View ArticleEric Pickles, Steve Evans, Piers Morgan, Adam Lallana and Morrissey
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View ArticleWon’t Somebody Think of the Gooners
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View ArticleViolently spat out of the giant Uefa tombola
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View ArticleOne thing has remained the same
In today’s Fiver: Arsène Wenger’s hair, football Einsteins and more...
View ArticleYouTube Z-listers are likely to be up in arms
In today’s Fiver: Arsenal head to Chelsea, plus gate-gate and Bondz N’Gala...
View ArticleBetter strikers than Christian Benteke
In today’s Fiver: Liverpool, blatant dishonesty, and the suit + shorts combo...
View ArticleThe cultural vandalism of picking Marouane Fellaini
In today’s Fiver: Big Cup, Big Vase, Yann M’Vila’s axe and more...
View ArticleAn immortal blob of energy imparting wisdom from space
In today’s Fiver: Arsène Wenger, the great Raymond Kopa and much more...
View ArticleRefreshing apathy and blind confidence
In today’s Fiver: Newcastle United, Alan Pardew, and John Peel on obstruction...
View ArticleThe hope that leads to despair when the hope is predictably extinguished in...
In today’s Fiver, the Federal Republic of Holland, the Netherlands & the Dutch, Andrei Kanchelskis and a surefire way to get sacked...
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