Doing the absolute bare minimum and hoping to get away with it
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View ArticleFifa: replenishing its own coffers in the brazen style
In today’s Fiver: Pegguy Arphexad’s bongo denial, urine-gate, knacker-knack and Jordan confusion...
View ArticleThe footballing equivalent of Chris Waddle’s hair
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View ArticleNeedle doesn’t even nearly cover it
In today’s Fiver: salted herrings, trouser touch-ups, and pod fan fiction...
View ArticleA team of newborns in Manchester City-branded babygrows
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View ArticlePortuguese manager signs three-year deal
In today’s Fiver: José Mourinho, Carlos Carvalhal and, well, Skeletor...
View ArticleFootball’s grave-faced clairvoyant of impending doom
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View ArticleBiological similarities with the cockroach
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View ArticleThe dirge rumbled to its conclusion
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View ArticlePrestige earned from 117 years sold to some soap vendor
In today’s Fiver: Milanese dignity, five things Quique learned, and Bobby M...
View ArticleWell-coiffured and dressed in the finest Italian linens
In today’s Fiver: The Paul Pogba Transfer Saga, the Premier League’s big spenders and guaranteed five-a-side success...
View ArticleBears, woods, popes and pointy hats
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View ArticleWill they be dancing in the streets of...
In today’s Fiver: Champagne supernova, tax-knack and Manchester City’s mind box...
View ArticleBrazenly flaunting his pins and blithely holding some paper
In today’s Fiver: Two James Milners, SpongeBob, a tribute to Stephen Keshi and #ItsColombiaNotColumbia...
View ArticleOutdone by their own laundry ladies
In today’s Fiver: club media departments, mascot excuses, and much more...
View ArticleBalance sheet bantz; and Adriano
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View ArticleThe Portuguese kidder’s nose growing ever longer
In today’s Fiver: Transfers galore, the inside track on the Do One Express and those damn pesky rats … getting everywhere...
View ArticleSmall fry compared to Lord Ashcroft
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View ArticleWe wish you an evil Christmas, we wish you an evil Christmas
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View ArticleA thoroughly mediocre conclusion to a similarly average tournament
In today’s Fiver: lacrimation, Big Sam and buses...
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