Better strikers than Christian Benteke
In today’s Fiver: Liverpool, blatant dishonesty, and the suit + shorts combo...
View ArticleAh, the escalation of a tedious war of words. It’s like football never went away
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View ArticleA tiny violin playing from a penthouse in an ivory tower atop Montmartre
In today’s Fiver: rejecting DR Congo, Swiss rozzers and a Father Ted remix...
View ArticleJam and jingoism
In today’s Fiver: Mr Roy rolls the dice, social media afters, and AC/DC...
View ArticlePlayed 11, won 0, drawn 5, lost 6
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View ArticleWhat a thing. What a team. What a world
In today’s Fiver: Leicester on the brink, Wenger on the offensive and an unimpressed Eagle...
View ArticleFrom the sublime to the Newcastle
In today’s Fiver: Rafa’s C’Mon Toon Army, Ross County’s digital disaster and Míchel Ma Belle...
View ArticleFifa: replenishing its own coffers in the brazen style
In today’s Fiver: Pegguy Arphexad’s bongo denial, urine-gate, knacker-knack and Jordan confusion...
View ArticleDoing the absolute bare minimum and hoping to get away with it
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View ArticleMaybe we’ll fill the void by turning over a new leaf
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View ArticleThe footballing equivalent of Chris Waddle’s hair
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View ArticleNeedle doesn’t even nearly cover it
In today’s Fiver: salted herrings, trouser touch-ups, and pod fan fiction...
View ArticleMinty Moonbeam’s Wheel of Fortune
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View ArticleA renegade revolutionary in our midst
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View ArticlePortuguese manager signs three-year deal
In today’s Fiver: José Mourinho, Carlos Carvalhal and, well, Skeletor...
View ArticleFootball’s grave-faced clairvoyant of impending doom
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View ArticleThe dirge rumbled to its conclusion
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View ArticleBiological similarities with the cockroach
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View ArticlePrestige earned from 117 years sold to some soap vendor
In today’s Fiver: Milanese dignity, five things Quique learned, and Bobby M...
View ArticleWell-coiffured and dressed in the finest Italian linens
In today’s Fiver: The Paul Pogba Transfer Saga, the Premier League’s big spenders and guaranteed five-a-side success...
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