A long overdue hoof up the hole
In today’s Fiver: Aston Villa, Dani Alves and Max Kruse’s big night out...
View ArticleStuff emanating from Fifa HQ
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View ArticleA kind of vicious circle that ends up with football eating its own tail
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View ArticleFootball transfer rumours: Mario Götze to Liverpool? N'Golo Kanté to Arsenal?
Today’s fluff is in a forgiving mood...
View ArticleThis one has Sunderland written all over it
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View ArticleA face-full of gnashing German metalfury
In today’s Fiver: Christian Benteke, Danish compassion, and Mad Food Poisoning...
View ArticleEric Pickles, Steve Evans, Piers Morgan, Adam Lallana and Morrissey
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View ArticleWon’t Somebody Think of the Gooners
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View ArticleThe best and worst of Mourinho
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View ArticleTaking note of which way the wind is blowing and acting accordingly for an...
In today’s Fiver: furiously booting each other in the swingers, Karim Benzema reacts well and bumper letters section in ‘praise’ of Arsenal...
View ArticleViolently spat out of the giant Uefa tombola
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View ArticleSearing piffle
In today’s Fiver: the Championship, Pep’s ‘mole’ and more underdogs in Brazil...
View ArticleJürgen Klopp’s Liverpool remind English football what it is good at
Gegenpressing, a more evolved version of closing opponents down, is what should have developed in England had we not lost faith in our own methods...
View ArticleOne thing has remained the same
In today’s Fiver: Arsène Wenger’s hair, football Einsteins and more...
View ArticleThe cultural vandalism of picking Marouane Fellaini
In today’s Fiver: Big Cup, Big Vase, Yann M’Vila’s axe and more...
View ArticleBetter strikers than Christian Benteke
In today’s Fiver: Liverpool, blatant dishonesty, and the suit + shorts combo...
View ArticleThe lowest point for cinema since Threat Level Midnight
Today: a wheezing Liverpudlian who can trap a ball further than most can kick it, a healthier Villa Park and ‘tough places to go’ continued...
View ArticleA tiny violin playing from a penthouse in an ivory tower atop Montmartre
In today’s Fiver: rejecting DR Congo, Swiss rozzers and a Father Ted remix...
View ArticlePlayed 11, won 0, drawn 5, lost 6
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View ArticleJam and jingoism
In today’s Fiver: Mr Roy rolls the dice, social media afters, and AC/DC...
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