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View ArticleJürgen Klopp’s Liverpool remind English football what it is good at
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View ArticleLong stay at Liverpool would need all-party support, says Jürgen Klopp
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View ArticleBetter strikers than Christian Benteke
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View ArticleStanding around frowning and patting the top of their heads a lot
Today: the 893rd and final qualifying round for Big Cup, the challenge of Ligue 1 and the 12th team Robbie Keane always dreamed of playing for as a boy...
View ArticleConvincing themselves all hope is not yet lost
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View ArticleCaptain Jean-Luc Picard is smack bang in the middle of most of it
In today’s Fiver: Huddersfield, Arsène Wenger and the right man at Wolves...
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View ArticlePhilistine opponents refusing to observe the tradition of rolling over
In today’s Fiver: the Haggis of Unpalatable Truths, Fifa-bashing and leaks...
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In today’s Fiver: Arsène Wenger, the great Raymond Kopa and much more...
View ArticleAmong the 578 who advance to the Euro Vase’s group stages
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View ArticleJurgen Klopp reveals how he felt like 'punching himself' after failing to...
Jürgen Klopp said he felt like “punching himself” for failing to sign Sadio Mané while the Liverpool manager was still coaching Borussia Dortmund. Share Jurgen Klopp reveals how he felt like 'punching...
View ArticleImplementing a two-for-one discount across his agricultural-produce range
In today’s Fiver: Dr Arsène, tiny coffees and getting knacked while celebrating...
View ArticleLiverpool v Sevilla: Straightforward victory for Jurgen Klopp's Reds seems...
Of all possible outcomes in the Liverpool v Sevilla Europa League final, a straightforward victory for Jurgen Klopp's Reds seems the most unlikely. The word 'drama' has been virtually entwined with the...
View ArticleLiverpool midfielder Emre Can to miss rest of domestic season with ankle injury
Liverpool midfielder Emre Can's domestic season is over after he was ruled out for at least four weeks with ruptured ankle ligaments. The 22-year-old limped off in Thursday's dramatic Europa League win...
View ArticleLiverpool should be angry not sad after Arsenal draw, says Jürgen Klopp
• Liverpool manager apologises about reaction to Roberto Firmino equaliser...
View ArticleLiverpool 4-0 Everton: Live updates and photographs from derby clash
Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp is not a man to hold back his emotions on the touchline but he expects his players to show cool heads in his first Merseyside derby. The fixture has had the most red...
View ArticleLiverpool 3-0 Everton: Live updates and photographs from derby clash
Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp is not a man to hold back his emotions on the touchline but he expects his players to show cool heads in his first Merseyside derby. The fixture has had the most red...
View ArticleLiverpool 2-0 Everton: Live updates and photographs from derby clash
Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp is not a man to hold back his emotions on the touchline but he expects his players to show cool heads in his first Merseyside derby. The fixture has had the most red...
View ArticleLiverpool 1-0 Everton: Live updates and photographs from derby clash
Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp is not a man to hold back his emotions on the touchline but he expects his players to show cool heads in his first Merseyside derby. The fixture has had the most red...
View ArticleStinging and unwanted reminders of every one of his team’s vulnerabilities
Today: Liverpool’s Big Cup adventure, renowned revolutionary Richard Keys and Wayne Rooney’s Tony Hibbert PJs...
View ArticleLiverpool's Jurgen Klopp hopes Borussia Dortmund fightback can have long-term...
Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp hopes the remarkable Europa League comeback against Borussia Dortmund can be his side's 'Istanbul moment' and inspire the next generation of players. A thrilling...
View Article‘I fear Jürgen Klopp will try to get Borussia Dortmund fans on his side’
• Dortmund chief executive fearful of Klopp’s influence over supporters...
View ArticleGerman Journalist Reveals How Dortmund Reaped Rewards of Barcelona's Coutinho...
Borussia Dortmund reportedly benefitted from Barcelona's desire to sign Philippe Coutinho last summer - by earning a much higher transfer fee for Ousmane Dembele. That is according to German football...
View ArticleKlopp: No room for sentiment on Dortmund return
Jurgen Klopp has stressed his affection for Borussia Dortmund will count for nothing when Liverpool take on his former team on Thursday. Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp was adamant there is no room for...
View ArticleBorussia Dortmund v Liverpool: Europa League live updates, match build-up and...
Liverpool face Borussia Dortmund at Signal Iduna Park in the Europa League. Kick off 20:05. Jurgen Klopp heads back to former club Borussia Dortmund on Thursday for the first time since leaving in May....
View ArticleThomas Tuchel happy to be at Anfield after Jürgen Klopp’s ‘homecoming’
• Dortmund coach prefers playing Liverpool away from Signal Iduna Park...
View Article'I was ecstatic about Klopp - he's a man of the people' (Liverpool Football...
(Source: Liverpool Football Club and Athletic Grounds plc) Bruce Grobbelaar was 'ecstatic' with the appointment of Jürgen Klopp as Liverpool manager and believes the German's humility has commanded the...
View ArticleInteractive! Borussia Dortmund before, during and after Jurgen Klopp
22 min ago Topics Borussia Dortmund, Jürgen Klopp, Bundesliga, Liverpool comments FFT takes a nostalgic look back at the brilliant BVB story, which saw a...
View ArticleLiverpool v Borussia Dortmund: BVB to pay tribute to Hillsborough victims...
Borussia Dortmund fans are planning to honour the victims of the Hillsborough disaster when they visit Anfield for their Europa League quarter-final second leg against Liverpool on Thursday. The...
View ArticleBorussia Dortmund 0-1 Liverpool: Europa League live updates and photos
Liverpool face Borussia Dortmund at Signal Iduna Park in the Europa League. Kick off 20:05. Jurgen Klopp heads back to former club Borussia Dortmund on Thursday for the first time since leaving in May....
View ArticleBorussia Dortmund v Liverpool: Europa League live updates and photos
Liverpool face Borussia Dortmund at Signal Iduna Park in the Europa League. Kick off 20:05. Jurgen Klopp heads back to former club Borussia Dortmund on Thursday for the first time since leaving in May....
View ArticleBorussia Dortmund 1-1 Liverpool: Europa League live updates and photos
Liverpool face Borussia Dortmund at Signal Iduna Park in the Europa League. Kick off 20:05. Jurgen Klopp heads back to former club Borussia Dortmund on Thursday for the first time since leaving in May....
View ArticleArsenal not after Thomas Tuchel as ‘Arsene Wenger is not leaving in the summer’
ARSENAL are not getting Thomas Tuchel to replace Arsene Wenger, according to reports. The former Borussia Dortmund boss has been linked with a move to the...
View ArticlePrinting off sheets of A4 in preparation for the Premier League opener
In today’s Fiver: Philippe Coutinho, Arsenal, Danny Rose and much more...
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In today’s Fiver: the Championship, Pep’s ‘mole’ and more underdogs in Brazil...
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View ArticleYouTube Z-listers are likely to be up in arms
In today’s Fiver: Arsenal head to Chelsea, plus gate-gate and Bondz N’Gala...
View ArticleAn even bigger circus with far more comedy potential
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